Joke # 3
 
     One day, an Eastern University professor visited 

the expanding campus of the University of California 

at Los Angeles. He watched construction work on half

a dozen new buildings. He inspected new laboratories

and attended summer classes in modern study rooms. 

He walked across miles of eucalyptus-lined lawns 

and athletic fields with one of the deans. He was 

impressed.

     "My," he said, "just how many students do you 

have here?"

     "Let me see," the dean answered thoughtfully,

"I'd say about one in a hundred."
 

Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude. 
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p. 52..

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