It was in obscure languages.

     It had no references.

     It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

     Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

     It may be true that he created the universe, but 

what has he done since then?

     His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

     The scientific community has had a hard time replicating 

his results.

     He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use

human subjects.

     When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up 

by  drowning the subjects.

     When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted 

them from the sample.

     He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

     Some say he had his son teach the class.

     He expelled his first two students for learning too much.

     Although there were only ten requirements, most students 

failed his tests.

     His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a 

remote mountaintop.