winter day. When it became too breezy for one, he 

stopped and put his overcoat on backwards to keep the 

wind from ballooning it away from him. A few miles 

further on, the motorcycle hit a tree, killing the driver 

and stunning the fellow with the reversed coat. Later, 

when the coroner visited the scene, he asked a rookie 

policeman standing nearby: "What happened?" "Well," 

the officer replied, "one of them was dead when I got here, 

and by the time I got the head of the other one 

straightened around, he was dead, too."