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Joke # 10: Terror
Answer Key for Level 4: 
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      Verbals are in 18-point bold, usually blue, with their functions indicated after them. (I can't easily draw boxes, ovals, and arrows on web documents.)  Other words counted in relation to them (such as conjunctions, complements, etc.) are also in 18-point bold.  Words which remain to be analyzed are still in 14-point black

     A man was walking home alone late one night [when he hears a . . .
BUMP . . .

BUMP . . .

BUMP . . . {behind him}] /

Walking [Gerundive to "he"] faster he looks back, and makes out the 

image {of an upright coffin} banging [Gerundive to "coffin"] its way [DO of 

"banging"] {down the middle} {of the street} {towards him} /

BUMP . . .

BUMP . . .

BUMP . . .  /

Terrified [Gerundive to "man"], the man begins to run {towards his home}

the coffin bouncing  [Gerundive to "coffin"] quickly {behind him} . . .

faster . . .

faster . . .

BUMP . . .

BUMP . . .

BUMP . . .  /

He runs {up to his door}, fumbles {with his keys}, opens the door

rushes in, slams and locks the door {behind him} /

     However, the coffin crashes {through his door}, {with the lid} (of the coffin} 

clapping [Gerundive to "lid"]. . .

clappity-BUMP . . .

clappity-BUMP . . .

clappity-BUMP . . .

{on the heels} {of the terrified man} /

      Rushing [Gerundive to "man"] upstairs {to the bathroom}, the man locks 

himself in / His heart is pounding / his head is reeling / his breath is

coming {in sobbing  gasps} / {With a loud CRASH} the coffin starts 

breaking [Note # 1] down the door, bumping [Gerundive to "coffin"] and 

clapping [Gerundive to "coffin"] {towards him} / The man screams and 

reaches {for something heavy}, anything . . .  / his hand comes to 

rest [Note #2] {on a large bottle} {of Robitussin}.

     Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard [as he can {at the 

apparition} . . .] /

and

. . . the coffin stops! /

Notes

1. At this level, some students (and teachers) might prefer to explain "breaking down" as a gerund functioning as the direct object of "starts."

2. Depending on the interests and abilities of the students and teacher, "comes to rest" can be handled in different ways. The easiest way, of course, is to simply consider it as an idiomatic verb phrase, as I did at level two. At this level, however, some students may note the infinitive "to rest" and want to discuss how it fits. My own explanation would be that it is an infinitive functioning as a noun functioning as an adverb, i.e., a noun used as an adverb, similar to "home" in "He comes home after work." Students, however, may come up with a better explanation.
 

Progress:
Total Words = 190 Words %
L1: In Prep Phrases  68 36 % 
L1A: Add Adjectives & Adverbs 32 53 %
L2: Add Subjects, Verbs, Complements 62 85 %
L3: Add Clauses 4 87 %
L4: Add Verbals 10 93 %

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