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The Opening Paragraphs of
Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer
(Novelists' Writing # 6)
 
      "TOM!"

     No answer.

     "TOM!"

     No answer.

     "What's gone with that boy,  I wonder? You TOM!"

     No answer.

     The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the 

room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never 

looked THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were her state 

pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service -- she could

have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well. She looked perplexed for a 

moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to 

hear:

     "Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll --"

     She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching 

under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the 

punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.

     "I never did see the beat of that boy!"

     She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the 

tomato vines and "jimpson" weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So 

she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance and shouted:

     "Y-o-u-u TOM!"

     There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize a 

small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight.

     "There! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What you been doing in there?"

     "Nothing."

     "Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What IS that 

truck?"

     "I don't know, aunt."

     "Well, I know. It's jam -- that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you 

didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch."

     The switch hovered in the air -- the peril was desperate --

     "My! Look behind you, aunt!"
 

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From The KISS Approach to Grammar http://www.pct.edu/courses/evavra/KISS.htm