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"Dear John" -- The Importance of Correct Punctuation
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Dear John,

     I want a man who knows what love is all about.  You are generous, kind, thoughtful.  People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy -- will you let me be yours? 

     Jane


Analysis Key

Dear John [DirA] , [#1]

     I want a man (DO) [Adj. to "man" who knows [DO what love is all

{about [#2] } ]]. | You are generous (PA), kind (PA), thoughtful (PA). |

People [Adj. to "people" who are not {like you} (PA)] admit {to being 

useless and inferior [#3]}. | You have ruined me (DO) {for other men}. |

I yearn {for you}. | I have no feelings (DO) whatsoever [#4] [Adv. to "have" 

when we're apart (PA)]. | I can be forever happy (PA)  -- will you let

me [#5] be yours?  |

     Jane


Notes
1. A comma here suggests an informal (love) letter.
2. The object of "about" is the preceding "what," which also functions as a subordinate conjunction.
3. "Useless" and "inferior" are predicate adjectives after the gerund "being." The gerund phrase functions as the object of the preposition "to."
4. My dictionary lists "whatsoever" as a pronoun and adjective, but not as an adverb. Perhaps it can be considered as an adjective to "feelings," but it really modifies the "no." (I doubt that anyone would every say "I have feelings whatsoever.") Perhaps the best way of explaining this would be to consider it as a pronoun that functions as an adverb to "no." I would not, however, spent time arguing about the explanation.
5. "Me" is the subject, and "yours" functions as a predicate noun to the infinitive "to be." The infinitive phrase functions as the direct object of "will let."