Three guys arrive at the gates of heaven. They are greeted by (you guessed it) St. Peter, who asks the first one, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" "No sir, not ever, I was married for 30 wonderful years and I never even looked at another woman!", replied the man. "Very good!", said St. Peter, "Here is a brand new Mercades for you to drive here in heaven." To the next guy: "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" "Well," said the man, "I was married for 40 years and I only cheated on her once." "That is not good," replied St. Peter, "but since it was only once in 40 years, here is a nice Oldsmobile for you to drive here in heaven." To the 3rd man: "Sir, did you ever cheat on your wife?" "Well," said #3, "I was married for 45 years and I only cheated twice, no, three times." "You have been a bad boy", said St. Peter, "but since you were honest, here is a nice Pinto for you to drive here in heaven." All 3 men drove away in their cars. A few days later the guy in the Pinto pulled up next to the guy in the Mercades at a stop light. He looked over and noticed that the man in the Mercades was crying. So he asked the man, "Why are you crying, you have a fine car to drive around here in heaven. You should be happy." "Well, I was happy," replied the man," but at that last light I saw my wife, and she was riding a Bicycle." |
