Adventures in H_____ .
On the last day of class a terrible
thing happened -- although some may think it was great. Dr. Vavra died,
and thank god he went to hell. They always say "what comes around goes
around." Well after putting many of his English classes through hell, that
is exactly where he went. Dr. Vavra found out that it really was hell when
he was told, there is no coffee in hell.
This was starting to irritate
him since he couldn't slowly sip his coffee and swirl his coffee around
in his cup, as he did in class. Dr. Vavra was starting to have withdraul
symptoms, which was slowly getting on his nerves. But to top off the no
coffee, Dr. Vavra quickly discovered that there was also no smoking allowed,
as a demon came and took his pipe. The demon through Dr. Vavra's pipe into
a never ending pit, then looked at him and said you may jump, and retreive
your pipe, I am sure your students would enjoy that. By this time Dr. Vavra
was steaming out his ears, having a nicotine attack.
Dr. Vavra started woundering
around and was approached by another demon. The demon took Dr. Vavra to
a classroom. When Dr. Vavra asked what was going on, he was gagged and
chained to a desk. Well he found out very quickly when a demon came out
that looked exactly like him.
This look alike demon had a
pipe in his mouth and a cup of coffee in his hand which he swirled around
in his hand. By this time Dr. Vavra's hands were trembling, just wishing
he could have that coffee cup, and his rag that he was gagged with was
becoming wet as he drouwled to take just one puff. The look alike demon
then started to lecture on creation and evolution, and then told him that
he would have to do the CASA and AOW program and then proceded to tell
him that he must write four major papers. Filled with fear Dr. Vavra broke
free from the chains spit the gag out of his mouth, and ran to the endless
pit and jumped.
This border is adapted from
MICHELANGELO di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni's
(b. 1475, Caprese, d. 1564, Roma)
Last Judgement (detail)
Web Gallery of
1535-41, Fresco, Cappella Sistina, Vatican
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