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Joke # 4
Answer Key for Level 5
     Words that remained  to be explained (and some for which a better explanation can now be provided) are in 18-point bold black, with their functions indicated after them. The font size of words aleady analyzed has been decreased. 

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       The American government, {in studying  the migratory 

habits} {of birds}, bands them {with a metal strip} inscribed: /

"Notify Fish & Wild Life Service, {Washington, D.C.)"  / The bands

used to read, "Washington Biological Survey," abbreviated {to "Wash. 

Biol. Surv."} The inscription was changed {to the present one}shortly 

[after a farmer shot a crow and disgustedly wrote the U.S. 

government:] /  "Dear Sirs (Direct Address Note #1): I shot

one {of your pet crows}the other day (NuA) and followed the

instructions attached {to it} and surved it. / It was turrible. / You

should stop trying to fool the people {with things} {like that}."
 

 Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122.

Note

1. Technically, of course, "Dear" is an adjective to "Sirs." For a change of pace, you might want to have students discuss the extent to which it actually functions as an adjective. (I doubt that the farmer really considered them "Dear.") Such a discussion could lead into an interesting exploration of formulas, clichés, and writing which says what it means.
 
 

Progress
Total Words = 96 Words %
L1: In Prep Phrases  31  32
L1: + Adj & Adverbs 20 53
+ L2: S / V / C 35 90
+ L3: Clauses 1 91
+ L4: Verbals 6 97
+ Eight Other 3 100

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