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Joke # 6: Answer Key for Level 1
plus Adjectives and Adverbs
Adjectives are in green; adverbs in blue.In subsequent levels, both will be in gray unless they are in prepositional phrases, in which case they will revert to purple..Conjunctions which coordinate adjectives or adverbs are colored brown and counted as words analyzed.
 
     Two men were traveling {on a motorcycle} {on a windy, 

winter day.} When it became too breezy {for one,} he 

stopped and put his overcoat {on} backwards to keep 

the wind {from ballooning it away} {from him.} A few miles 

further #1 {on,} the motorcycle hit a tree, killing the driver 

and stunning the fellow {with the reversed coat.} Later,

when the coroner visited the scene, he asked a rookie 

policeman standing nearby: "What happened?" "Well," the

officer replied, "one {of them} was dead when I got here,

and {by the time} I got the head {of the other one}

straightened around, he was dead, too."
 

Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude. 
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p. 167



Notes

1. "Further" is an adverb, but its function at this level is not clear so I have left it uncounted.
 

Progress:
Total Words = 105 Words %
L1: In Prep Phrases  31  30
L1: + Adj & Adverbs 22 50

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