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The Devoted Friend
by Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
from The Happy Prince and Other
Tales
One morning the old Water-rat put
his head out of his hole. He had bright beady eyes and stiff grey whiskers
and his tail was like a long bit of black india-rubber. The little ducks
were swimming about in the pond, looking just like a lot of yellow canaries,
and their mother, who was pure white with real red legs, was trying to
teach them how to stand on their heads in the water.
"You will never be in the best
society unless you can stand on your heads," she kept saying to them; and
every now and then she showed them how it was done. But the little ducks
paid no attention to her. They were so young that they did not know what
an advantage it is to be in society at all.
"What disobedient children!" cried
the old Water-rat; "they really deserve to be drowned."
"Nothing of the kind," answered
the Duck, "every one must make a beginning, and parents cannot be too patient."
5 "Ah! I know nothing
about the feelings of parents," said the Water-rat; "I am not a family
man. In fact, I have never been married, and I never intend to be. Love
is all very well in its way, but friendship is much higher. Indeed, I know
of nothing in the world that is either nobler or rarer than a devoted friendship."
"And what, pray, is your idea
of the duties of a devoted friend?" asked a Green Linnet, who was sitting
in a willow-tree hard by, and had overheard the conversation.
"Yes, that is just what I want
to know," said the Duck; and she swam away to the end of the pond, and
stood upon her head, in order to give her children a good example.
"What a silly question!" cried
the Water-rat. "I should expect my devoted friend to be devoted to me,
of course."
"And what would you do in return?"
said the little bird, swinging upon a silver spray, and flapping his tiny
wings.
10 "I don't understand
you," answered the Water-rat.
"Let me tell you a story on the
subject," said the Linnet.
"Is the story about me?" asked
the Water-rat. "If so, I will listen to it, for I am extremely fond of
fiction."
"It is applicable to you," answered
the Linnet; and he flew down, and alighting upon the bank, he told the
story of The Devoted Friend.
"Once upon a time," said the Linnet,
"there was an honest little fellow named Hans."
15 "Was he very
distinguished?" asked the Water-rat.
"No," answered the Linnet, "I
don't think he was distinguished at all, except for his kind heart, and
his funny round good-humoured face. He lived in a tiny cottage all by himself,
and every day he worked in his garden. In all the country-side there was
no garden so lovely as his. Sweet-william grew there, and Gilly-flowers,
and Shepherds'-purses, and Fair-maids of France. There were damask Roses,
and yellow Roses, lilac Crocuses, and gold, purple Violets and white. Columbine
and Ladysmock, Marjoram and Wild Basil, the Cowslip and the Flower-de-luce,
the Daffodil and the Clove-Pink bloomed or blossomed in their proper order
as the months went by, one flower taking another flower's place, so that
there were always beautiful things to look at, and pleasant odours to smell.
"Little Hans had a great many
friends, but the most devoted friend of all was big Hugh the Miller. Indeed,
so devoted was the rich Miller to little Hans, that be would never go by
his garden without leaning over the wall and plucking a large nosegay,
or a handful of sweet herbs, or filling his pockets with plums and cherries
if it was the fruit season.
"'Real friends should have everything
in common,' the Miller used to say, and little Hans nodded and smiled,
and felt very proud of having a friend with such noble ideas.
"Sometimes, indeed, the neighbours
thought it strange that the rich Miller never gave little Hans anything
in return, though he had a hundred sacks of flour stored away in his mill,
and six milch cows, and a large flock of woolly sheep; but Hans never troubled
his head about these things, and nothing gave him greater pleasure than
to listen to all the wonderful things the Miller used to say about the
unselfishness of true friendship.
20 "So little Hans
worked away in his garden. During the spring, the summer, and the autumn
he was very happy, but when the winter came, and he had no fruit or flowers
to bring to the market, he suffered a good deal from cold and hunger, and
often had to go to bed without any supper but a few dried pears or some
hard nuts. In the winter, also, he was extremely lonely, as the Miller
never came to see him then.
"'There is no good in my going
to see little Hans as long as the snow lasts,' the Miller used to say to
his wife, 'for when people are in trouble they should be left alone, and
not be bothered by visitors. That at least is my idea about friendship,
and I am sure I am right. So I shall wait till the spring comes, and then
I shall pay him a visit, and he will be able to give me a large basket
of primroses and that will make him so happy.'
"'You are certainly very thoughtful
about others,' answered the Wife, as she sat in her comfortable armchair
by the big pinewood fire; 'very thoughtful indeed. It is quite a treat
to hear you talk about friendship. I am sure the clergyman himself could
not say such beautiful things as you do, though he does live in a three-storied
house, and wear a gold ring on his little finger.'
"'But could we not ask little
Hans up here?' said the Miller's youngest son. 'If poor Hans is in trouble
I will give him half my porridge, and show him my white rabbits.'
"'What a silly boy you are'! cried
the Miller; 'I really don't know what is the use of sending you to school.
You seem not to learn anything. Why, if little Hans came up here, and saw
our warm fire, and our good supper, and our great cask of red wine, he
might get envious, and envy is a most terrible thing, and would spoil anybody's
nature. I certainly will not allow Hans' nature to be
spoiled. I am his best friend, and I will always watch over him, and
see that he is not led into any temptations. Besides, if Hans came here,
he might ask me to let him have some flour on credit, and that I could
not do. Flour is one thing, and friendship is another, and they should
not be confused. Why, the words are spelt differently, and mean quite different
things. Everybody can see
that.'
25 "'How well you
talk'! said the Miller's Wife, pouring herself out a large glass of warm
ale; 'really I feel quite drowsy. It is just like being in church.'
"'Lots of people act well,' answered
the Miller; 'but very few people talk well, which shows that talking is
much the more difficult thing of the two, and much the finer thing also';
and he looked sternly across the table at his little son, who felt so ashamed
of himself that he hung his head down, and grew quite scarlet, and began
to cry into his tea. However, he was so young that you must excuse him."
"Is that the end of the story?"
asked the Water-rat.
"Certainly not," answered the
Linnet, "that is the beginning."
"Then you are quite behind the
age," said the Water-rat. "Every good story-teller nowadays starts with
the end, and then goes on to the beginning, and concludes with the middle.
That is the new method. I heard all about it the other day from a critic
who was walking round the pond with a young man. He spoke of the matter
at great length, and I am sure he must have been right, for he had blue
spectacles and a bald head, and whenever the young man made any remark,
he always answered 'Pooh!' But pray go on with your story. I like the Miller
immensely. I have all kinds of beautiful sentiments myself, so there is
a great sympathy between us."
30 "Well," said
the Linnet, hopping now on one leg and now on the other, "as soon as the
winter was over, and the primroses began to open their pale yellow stars,
the Miller said to his wife that he would go down and see little Hans.
"'Why, what a good heart you have'!
cried his Wife; 'you are always thinking of others. And mind you take the
big basket with you for the flowers.'
"So the Miller tied the sails
of the windmill together with a strong iron chain, and went down the hill
with the basket on his arm.
"'Good morning, little Hans,'
said the Miller.
"'Good morning,' said Hans, leaning
on his spade, and smiling from ear to ear.
35 "'And how have
you been all the winter?' said the Miller.
"'Well, really,' cried Hans, 'it
is very good of you to ask, very good indeed. I am afraid I had rather
a hard time of it, but now the spring has come, and I am quite happy, and
all my flowers are doing well.'
"'We often talked of you during
the winter, Hans,' said the Miller, 'and wondered how you were getting
on.'
"'That was kind of you,' said
Hans; 'I was half afraid you had forgotten me.'
"'Hans, I am surprised at you,'
said the Miller; 'friendship never forgets. That is the wonderful thing
about it, but I am afraid you don't understand the poetry of life. How
lovely your primroses are looking, by-the-bye"!
40 "'They are certainly
very lovely,' said Hans, 'and it is a most lucky thing for me that I have
so many. I am going to bring them into the market and sell them to the
Burgomaster's daughter, and buy back my wheelbarrow with the money.'
"'Buy back your wheelbarrow? You
don't mean to say you have sold it? What a very stupid thing to do'!
"'Well, the fact is,' said Hans,
'that I was obliged to. You see the winter was a very bad time for me,
and I really had no money at all to buy bread with. So I first sold the
silver buttons off my Sunday coat, and then I sold my silver chain, and
then I sold my big pipe, and at last I sold my wheelbarrow. But I am going
to buy them all back again now.'
"'Hans,' said the Miller, 'I will
give you my wheelbarrow. It is not in very good repair; indeed, one side
is gone, and there is something wrong with the wheel-spokes; but in spite
of that I will give it to you. I know it is very generous of me, and a
great many people would think me extremely foolish for parting with it,
but I am not like the rest of the world. I think that generosity is the
essence of friendship, and, besides, I have got a new wheelbarrow for myself.
Yes, you may set your mind at ease, I will give you my wheelbarrow.'
"'Well, really, that is generous
of you,' said little Hans, and his funny round face glowed all over with
pleasure. 'I can easily put it in repair, as I have a plank of wood in
the house.'
45 "'A plank of
wood'! said the Miller; 'why, that is just what I want for the roof of
my barn. There is a very large hole in it, and the corn will all get damp
if I don't stop it up. How lucky you mentioned it! It is quite remarkable
how one good action always breeds another. I have given you my wheelbarrow,
and now you are going to give me your plank. Of course, the wheelbarrow
is worth far more than the plank, but true, friendship never notices things
like that. Pray get it at once, and I will set to work at my barn this
very day.'
"'Certainly,' cried little Hans,
and he ran into the shed and dragged the plank out.
"'It is not a very big plank,'
said the Miller, looking at it, 'and I am afraid that after I have mended
my barn-roof there won't be any left for you to mend the wheelbarrow with;
but, of course, that is not my fault. And now, as I have given you my wheelbarrow,
I am sure you would like to give me some flowers in return. Here is the
basket, and mind you fill it quite full.'
"'Quite full?' said little Hans,
rather sorrowfully, for it was really a very big basket, and he knew that
if he filled it he would have no flowers left for the market and he was
very anxious to get his silver buttons back.
"'Well, really,' answered the
Miller, 'as I have given you my wheelbarrow, I don't think that it is much
to ask you for a few flowers. I may be wrong, but I should have thought
that friendship, true friendship, was quite free from selfishness of any
kind.'
50 "'My dear friend,
my best friend,' cried little Hans, 'you are welcome to all the flowers
in my garden. I would much sooner have your good opinion than my silver
buttons, any day'; and he ran and plucked all his pretty primroses, and
filled the Miller's basket.
"'Good-bye, little Hans,' said
the Miller, as he went up the hill with the plank on his shoulder, and
the big basket in his hand.
"'Good-bye,' said little Hans,
and he began to dig away quite merrily, he was so pleased about the wheelbarrow.
"The next day he was nailing up
some honeysuckle against the porch, when he heard the Miller's voice calling
to him from the road. So he jumped off the ladder, and ran down the garden,
and looked over the wall.
"There was the Miller with a large
sack of flour on his back.
55 "'Dear little
Hans,' said the Miller, 'would you mind carrying this sack of flour for
me to market?'
"'Oh, I am so sorry,' said Hans,
'but I am really very busy to-day. I have got all my creepers to nail up,
and all my flowers to water, and all my grass to roll.'
"'Well, really,' said the Miller,
'I think that, considering that I am going to give you my wheelbarrow,
it is rather unfriendly of you to refuse.'
"'Oh, don't say that,' cried little
Hans, 'I wouldn't be unfriendly for the whole world'; and he ran in for
his cap, and trudged off with the big sack on his shoulders.
"It was a very hot day, and the
road was terribly dusty, and before Hans had reached the sixth milestone
he was so tired that he had to sit down and rest. However, he went on bravely,
and as last he reached the market. After he had waited there some time,
he sold the sack of flour for a very good price, and then he returned home
at once, for he was afraid that if he stopped too late he might meet some
robbers on the way.
60 "'It has certainly
been a hard day,' said little Hans to himself as he was going to bed, 'but
I am glad I did not refuse the Miller, for he is my best friend, and, besides,
he is going to give me his wheelbarrow.'
"Early the next morning the Miller
came down to get the money for his sack of flour, but little Hans was so
tired that he was still in bed.
"'Upon my word,' said the Miller,
'you are very lazy. Really, considering that I am going to give you my
wheelbarrow, I think you might work harder. Idleness is a great sin, and
I certainly don't like any of my friends to be idle or sluggish. You must
not mind my speaking quite plainly to you. Of course I should not dream
of doing so if I were not your friend. But what is the good of friendship
if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say charming things
and try to please and to flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant
things, and does not mind giving pain. Indeed, if he is a really true friend
he prefers it, for he knows that then he is doing good.'
"'I am very sorry,' said little
Hans, rubbing his eyes and pulling off his night-cap, 'but I was so tired
that I thought I would lie in bed for a little time, and listen to the
birds singing. Do you know that I always work better after hearing the
birds sing?'
"'Well, I am glad of that,' said
the Miller, clapping little Hans on the back, 'for I want you to come up
to the mill as soon as you are dressed, and mend my barn-roof for me.'
65 "Poor little
Hans was very anxious to go and work in his garden, for his flowers had
not been watered for two days, but he did not like to refuse the Miller,
as he was such a good friend to him.
"'Do you think it would be unfriendly
of me if I said I was busy?' he inquired in a shy and timid voice.
"'Well, really,' answered the
Miller, 'I do not think it is much to ask of you, considering that I am
going to give you my wheelbarrow; but of course if you refuse I will go
and do it myself.'
"'Oh! on no account,' cried little
Hans and he jumped out of bed, and dressed himself, and went up to the
barn.
"He worked there all day long,
till sunset, and at sunset the Miller came to see how he was getting on.
70 "'Have you mended
the hole in the roof yet, little Hans?' cried the Miller in a cheery voice.
"'It is quite mended,' answered
little Hans, coming down the ladder.
"'Ah'! said the Miller, 'there
is no work so delightful as the work one does for others.'
"'It is certainly a great privilege
to hear you talk,' answered little Hans, sitting down, and wiping his forehead,
'a very great privilege. But I am afraid I shall never have such beautiful
ideas as you have.'
"'Oh! they will come to you,'
said the Miller, 'but you must take more pains. At present you have only
the practice of friendship; some day you will have the theory also.'
75 "'Do you really
think I shall?' asked little Hans.
"'I have no doubt of it,' answered
the Miller, 'but now that you have mended the roof, you had better go home
and rest, for I want you to drive my sheep to the mountain to-morrow.'
"Poor little Hans was afraid to
say anything to this, and early the next morning the Miller brought his
sheep round to the cottage, and Hans started off with them to the mountain.
It took him the whole day to get there and back; and when he returned he
was so tired that he went off to sleep in his chair, and did not wake up
till it was broad daylight.
"'What a delightful time I shall
have in my garden,' he said, and he went to work at once.
"But somehow he was never able
to look after his flowers at all, for his friend the Miller was always
coming round and sending him off on long errands, or getting him to help
at the mill. Little Hans was very much distressed at times, as he was afraid
his flowers would think he had forgotten them, but he consoled himself
by the reflection that the Miller was his best friend. 'Besides,' he used
to say, 'he is going to give me his wheelbarrow, and that is an act of
pure generosity.'
80 "So little Hans
worked away for the Miller, and the Miller said all kinds of beautiful
things about friendship, which Hans took down in a note-book, and used
to read over at night, for he was a very good scholar.
"Now it happened that one evening
little Hans was sitting by his fireside when a loud rap came at the door.
It was a very wild night, and the wind was blowing and roaring round the
house so terribly that at first he thought it was merely the storm. But
a second rap came, and then a third, louder than any of the others.
"'It is some poor traveller,'
said little Hans to himself, and he ran to the door.
"There stood the Miller with a
lantern in one hand and a big stick in the other.
"'Dear little Hans,' cried the
Miller, 'I am in great trouble. My little boy has fallen off a ladder and
hurt himself, and I am going for the Doctor. But he lives so far away,
and it is such a bad night, that it has just occurred to me that it would
be much better if you went instead of me. You know I am going to give you
my wheelbarrow, and so, it is only fair that you should do something for
me in return.'
85 "'Certainly,'
cried little Hans, 'I take it quite as a compliment your coming to me,
and I will start off at once. But you must lend me your lantern, as the
night is so dark that I am afraid I might fall into the ditch.'
"'I am very sorry,' answered the
Miller, 'but it is my new lantern, and it would be a great loss to me if
anything happened to it.'
"'Well, never mind, I will do
without it,' cried little Hans, and he took down his great fur coat, and
his warm scarlet cap, and tied a muffler round his throat, and started
off.
"What a dreadful storm it was!
The night was so black that little Hans could hardly see, and the wind
was so strong that he could scarcely stand. However, he was very courageous,
and after he had been walking about three hours, he arrived at the Doctor's
house, and knocked at the door.
"'Who is there?' cried the Doctor,
putting his head out of his bedroom window.
90 "'Little Hans,
Doctor.'
"'What do you want, little Hans?'
"'The Miller's son has fallen
from a ladder, and has hurt himself, and the Miller wants you to come at
once.'
"'All right!' said the Doctor;
and he ordered his horse, and his big boots, and his lantern, and came
downstairs, and rode off in the direction of the Miller's house, little
Hans trudging behind him.
"But the storm grew worse and
worse, and the rain fell in torrents, and little Hans could not see where
he was going, or keep up with the horse. At last he lost his way, and wandered
off on the moor, which was a very dangerous place, as it was full of deep
holes, and there poor little Hans was drowned. His body was found the next
day by some goatherds, floating in a great pool of water, and was brought
back by them to the cottage.
95 "Everybody went
to little Hans' funeral, as he was so popular, and the Miller was the chief
mourner.
"'As I was his best friend,' said
the Miller, 'it is only fair that I should have the best place'; so he
walked at the head of the procession in a long black cloak, and every now
and then he wiped his eyes with a big pocket-handkerchief.
"'Little Hans is certainly a great
loss to every one,' said the Blacksmith, when the funeral was over, and
they were all seated comfortably in the inn, drinking spiced wine and eating
sweet cakes.
"'A great loss to me at any rate,'
answered the Miller; 'why, I had as good as given him my wheelbarrow, and
now I really don't know what to do with it. It is very much in my way at
home, and it is in such bad repair that I could not get anything for it
if I sold it. I will certainly take care not to give away anything again.
One always suffers for being generous.'"
"Well?" said the Water-rat, after
a long pause.
100 "Well, that is the
end," said the Linnet.
"But what became of the Miller?"
asked the Water-rat.
"Oh! I really don't know," replied
the Linnet; "and I am sure that I don't care."
"It is quite evident then that
you have no sympathy in your nature," said the Water-rat.
"I am afraid you don't quite see
the moral of the story," remarked the Linnet.
105 "The what?" screamed
the Water-rat.
"The moral."
"Do you mean to say that the story
has a moral?"
"Certainly," said the Linnet.
"Well, really," said the Water-rat,
in a very angry manner, "I think you should have told me that before you
began. If you had done so, I certainly would not have listened to you;
in fact, I should have said 'Pooh,' like the critic. However, I can say
it now"; so he shouted out "Pooh" at the top of his voice, gave a whisk
with his tail, and went back into his hole.
110 "And how do you like
the Water-rat?" asked the Duck, who came paddling up some minutes afterwards.
"He has a great many good points, but for my own part I have a mother's
feelings, and I can never look at a confirmed bachelor without the tears
coming into my eyes."
"I am rather afraid that I have
annoyed him," answered the Linnet. "The fact is, that I told him a story
with a moral."
"Ah! that is always a very dangerous
thing to do," said the Duck.
And I quite agree with her. |