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Joke # 4
Answer Key for Level 2
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      The American government, {in studying the migratory

habits} {of birds,} bands them (DO) {with a metal strip}

inscribed: "Notify Fish & Wild Life Service (DO), {Washington, 

D.C.)" The bands used to read, "Washington Biological

Survey (DO)," abbreviated {to "Wash. Biol. Surv."} The

inscription was changed {to the present one}shortly after a

farmer shot a crow (DO) and disgustedly wrote[CNE] the U.S.

government (IO):

"Dear Sirs: I shot one (DO) {of your pet crows}the other day 

and followed the instructions (DO) attached {to it}and

surved it (DO). It was turrible (PA). You should stop[CNE]

trying[Note #1] to fool the people {with things} {like that}."
 

 Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122

Notes:

1. "Should stop" and "should stop trying to fool" are equally correct.
 

Progress:
Total Words = 96 Words %
L1: In Prep Phrases  31  32
L1: + Adj & Adverbs 20 53
+ L2: S / V / C 35 90

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