The
American government,
{in
studying the migratory
habits} {of birds,} bands
them
(DO) {with a metal strip}
inscribed: "Notify Fish
& Wild Life Service (DO),
{Washington,
D.C.)" The
bands
used to read,
"Washington Biological
Survey (DO)," abbreviated
{to
"Wash. Biol. Surv."} The
inscription was
changed {to the present one}shortly
after a
farmer shot
a
crow (DO) and
disgustedly
wrote[CNE]
the U.S.
government (IO):
"Dear Sirs: I shot
one
(DO) {of your pet crows}the
other day
and followed
the
instructions (DO)
attached {to it}and
surved it
(DO). It was
turrible
(PA). You
should
stop[CNE]
trying[Note
#1] to fool the
people
{with
things} {like that}."
Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122
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