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Joke # 1
Answer Key for Level 3
     Subordinate clauses are in brackets [ ]. / represents the vertical line at the end of a main clause.  The font size of words aleady analyzed has been decreased. The color codes for adjectives, adverbs, and prepositional phrases have been deleted because too many colors seemed distracting. Words which remain to be analyzed are still in 14-point black

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       The dean {of women} {at a large coeducational college}

recently began an important announcement {to the 

student body} [Adverbial to "began" as follows: ]  /Note

     "The president {of the college}and I have decided[CNE] to 

stop necking {on the campus}." /
 

Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude. 
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.51

Note:

1. "Follows" is clearly a verb, which means that "as" cannot here be a preposition, but must be functioning as a subordinate conjunction. That gives us a semi-reduced subordinate clause. The reduction is so common and obvious thta no one would ever say or write the full form: "as *the following* follows." Because of the colon and paragraph break, I have countd this as a mainclause break, but one could, with equal validity, argue that the last sentence is part of a single main clause. (We'll consider possible explanations in Level Five.)
 

Progress
Total Words = 35 Words %
L1: In Prep Phrases  17  49
L1: + Adj & Adverbs 5 63
+ L2: S / V / C 8 86
+ L3: Clauses 2 91

 
Some Basic Statistics on Style
# of Sentences: 2 Words per: 17.5
# of Main Clauses: 2 Words per 17.5
# of Sub Clauses: 1 SC / MC .50

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