One
day, an
Eastern University professor
visited
the expanding campus
{of the University} {of California}
{at Los Angeles}. /
He
watched
construction
work
{on half
a dozen new buildings}. /
He
inspected
new
laboratories
and attended
summer
classes
{in modern study rooms}.
/
He walked
{across
miles} {of eucalyptus-lined lawns
and athletic fields} {with one} {of the deans}.
/
He
was
impressed.
/
"My," [Note
#1 he
said,]
"just how many
students
do
you have
here?"
/
[DO
of "answered"Note # 2
"Let me see,"]
the
dean
answered
thoughtfully, /
"I'd
say about
one
{in a hundred}." /
Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p. 52
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