The American
government,
{in
studying (Gerund
-
Object of "in") the
migratory habits
(DO of "studying")} {of birds},
bands
them{with
a metal strip} inscribed
(Gerundive to "strip"): /
"Notify Fish
& Wild Life Service,
{Washington,
D.C.)" / The
bands
used to read,
"Washington Biological Survey,"
abbreviated
(Gerundive to "Washington Biological Survey")
{to "Wash. Biol. Surv."}
/ The
inscription was
changed {to the present one}shortly [after
a
farmer
shot a
crow
and
disgustedly
wrote
the U.S. government:]
/
"Dear Sirs: I
shot
one {of
your pet crows}the other day and
followed the
instructions
attached (Gerundive
to "instructions")
{to it} and surved
it. /
It was
turrible.
/ You
should
stop trying
to fool (Inf - DO
of "trying") the
people
(DO of "to fool")
{with things} {like that}."
/
Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122
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